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♪
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♪ It's gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ It's gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time!
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo!
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♪ Yea-ah!
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh-puuuhh! ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension!
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[snoring]
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[sniffing] Ahh!
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[muttering]
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Aah! Ooh-eee! Aah!
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Wha--?
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[squeaking]
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My wand.
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Where's-- Where's my wand?
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Aah! [grunts]
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My hand is a wand?
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A wand hand?
I have a wand... hand.
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I-- I don't know if I like this.
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Wait! I don't like this!
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Glossaryck. Where's Glossaryck?
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[Glossaryck] I'm right here.
I'm right where you left me.
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Right here.
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Glossaryck!
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Oh, Glossaryck! They--
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They turned my hand
into a wand, and you...
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you into a pole.
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[sobs]
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[Glossaryck]
I am not a pole.
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Huh?
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I'm over here.
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Hey-o!
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Glossaryck!
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[thud]
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Where have you been?
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What do you mean,
where have I been?
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You told me to hide.
I hid!
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[plop]
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Oh, come on.
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What?
I never told you to hide.
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Wait. Now, which one of you
am I talking to right now?
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Which one?
It's me! Ludo!
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Oh, yes. It's you. Yeah.
All right, never mind.
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What's going on?
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Who trashed my house?
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-Uh, you did.
-What?
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You defeated
the Magic High Commission.
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I did?
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Well, not you.
Not you exactly, but, um...
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I defeated
the Magic High Commission?
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I can't believe it!
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[gasps]
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This needs to be a chapter
in the Book of Spells!
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Then everyone will know
how powerful I am!
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[humming sound]
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Huh? What?
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Huh? What?
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Butterfly Castle?
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Oh, no, no, no, first I write
my chapter in the book,
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then I'll take
over Butterfly Castle.
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Now, where was I?
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[straining]
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There we go.
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That's not going to work.
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You see, only the owner can
write in the Book of Spells.
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Yep, that's me,
I'm the owner.
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Okay...
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Should I write
in my normal handwriting
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or try something
fun and fancy?
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What should
I call my chapter?
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"Ludo the Awesome"!
Mm-mmm.
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Nah, nothin'.
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"Ludo the Better
Than Everyone Else."
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Ooh, yes!
I like the sound of that!
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Eh?
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No problem. No problem.
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Just a little speed bump.
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Aah!
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I told you,
it's not your book anymore.
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Hmph! Okay.
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Maybe it just
needs a little space.
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Yes, that's it.
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I'll just come back
some other time.
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[humming]
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Aha!
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[grunting]
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Hah! Ooh ooh ooh!
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[grunting and screaming]
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Boo-yah!
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[shouting]
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I gotcha now!
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[muttering]
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So this is probably not one
of my favorite things
that's happened to me.
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[screaming]
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[growls]
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Oh, I just
don't know anymore.
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Is it more heat
and less pudding,
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or less pudding and...
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Oh, forget it.
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Aah! Gotcha!
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[Ludo] Ow!
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-Hmm...
-Ow!
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-[screams]
-Hmm.
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Whoo! Aah!
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Oh!
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You will let me write in you!
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[screaming in slow motion]
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[groaning]
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I hurt in places
I didn't know I had.
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You know, there's a spell
in the book that would fix that.
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Oh, wait.
Oh, oh, never mind.
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Oh, give me a break!
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A spell? Of course!
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Why I didn't think
of this before!
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[humming]
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I wouldn't
do that if I were you.
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Levitato!
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[screaming]
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[explosion]
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Where am I?
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Oh, thanks, Marion.
That's so nice
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Barbra? My favorite.
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[slurping]
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Mmm. Oh, that really
hits the spot.
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Say, you got any
of those tiny pillows
for behind my knees?
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You know, girls,
it's funny,
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I know this
is a bit lolo-- Ha!
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but I can't remember
how I got here.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Huh?
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That stupid book!
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Yaah!
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[angry muttering]
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-Get my hands on you!
-[mooing]
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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[growling]
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So, what's that thing you said
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about me not being the owner
of the book anymore? Hmm?
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Yes. Well, that's, um...
That's the thing.
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-What's the thing?
-The book thing.
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You don't--
You don't own it anymore.
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That's it.
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But that doesn't
make any sense!
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I took it!
It's right there!
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How can it not be mine?
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I don't know.
Why don't you ask the book?
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-[pudding plops]
-Ohh!
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Hmm.
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Book! I demand
that you let me write
in you this instant,
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or I'll turn this car
around so fast,
it'll make your head spin!
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[groans]
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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It's just that you have
something I want,
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and you won't give it to me.
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And I want it so much.
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You and I aren't really
that different, you know?
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We both like magic...
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and, uh, other stuff.
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What I'm trying to say is
I really appreciate you
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and all you've done for me,
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so if you're not letting me
write in you
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because of something
I did or I said, I-I...
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All right, I'm just going
to come right out and say it.
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I love you, book.
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I do! I love you.
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And I'd be honored
if you let me write in you.
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[Glossaryck laughing]
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[clapping]
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Why are you laughing?
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I'm sorry.
It's-- It's a book.
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You cannot talk to the--
to the book.
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[laughing]
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I'm sorry. [laughing]
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Ahh.
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I thought you were in
on the, uh-- Oh, never mind.
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Oh, yes. Funny?
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Yes, I suppose it is.
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Funny that I ever believed
you would take me seriously!
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Funny that ugly little Ludo
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wants to be
a mighty magical superstar.
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What a joke, right?
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Ha ha ha ha! Joke on me!
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Star was always
your favorite, wasn't she?
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The cute little sparkles
on the cheeks.
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I'm just a sad little dingus
in a chip bag,
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who you never believed in.
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Well, if you don't
want me in your book,
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then I don't
want me in it, either!
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[grunting]
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Well, Toffee, looks
like you finally got him
to do what you wanted.
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I didn't want this.
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This was all Ludo.
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But now that you're gone,
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I can finally get him
to do what I wanted.
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I'd love to chat more,
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but it looks like
you're out of time.
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Hmm. You know, even though
I knew this was coming,
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it's, uh...
it's still kind of a surprise.
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Hey! Hey, look!
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It worked!
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[gasps]
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[whimpers]
Glossaryck? Oh, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Glossaryck!
What have I done?
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I--
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No, no, no, no!
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No, no, stop. Come back!
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I didn't mean it!
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[crying]
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[humming]
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Huh?
225
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What do you mean
it's for the best?
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Right.
The book was a distraction.
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We don't need it anymore.
228
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We don't need anyone anymore!
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[wind whistling]
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Butterfly Castle...
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I'm coming for you.
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[snoring]
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Mmm. Good morning, Moon Pie.
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[whimpering]
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[deep breath]
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[harpsicord music
playing]
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-[segues to dance music]
- Let us revel!
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Look out below!
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-[cheering]
-Whoo-hoo!
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Ha ha ha!
241
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Hoo ha ha ha!
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Ha ha!
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[screeches]
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Forward!
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[screeching]
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-[loud crashing]
-[River] Aha!
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[monkey screeching]
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[snoring]
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[groans]
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-[screeching]
-Get away.
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-[dance music playing]
-Keep it going!
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Ha ha ha ha!
253
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Whoa-ho!
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[exhausted cheering]
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Hot Tub's outta water!
256
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I need this!
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Ha ha! Yaah!
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[screeching]
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[loud crashing]
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[snoring]
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Aha!
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[screeches]
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[chattering]
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00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,046
Oh, no.
265
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Well, you're free now,
little monkey.
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[chuckling]
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[needle scratching]
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Hey! Can someone
come and fix my thing?
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00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,966
Looks like I've got to go
wake somebody up.
270
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,067
FoolDuke!
271
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,270
-Wake up!
-[gasps]
272
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,338
Ah, FoolDuke, ha!
273
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,841
My music thing
isn't working.
274
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,442
I need you
to take a look at it.
275
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,278
Where's my monkey?
276
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,313
Oh. Oh, that
was your monkey?
277
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,282
Can't say that I've seen him.
278
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,518
Not to be rude,
but there are more pressing
matters, you see.
279
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,519
-[whirring]
-Uh.
280
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,823
Uh, Star?
281
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,258
Wow, this place is a mess.
282
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,526
Marco!
283
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,161
Oh, hey, River.
284
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,496
Marco, my boy!
285
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,032
I can't believe you're here!
286
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,334
[whispers] Have you seen
FoolDuke's monkey?
287
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,770
Uh... no.
288
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,539
Well, we better keep
an eye out.
289
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,941
-I threw him-- Uh?
-[crunching]
290
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,642
Well, what's this?
291
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,181
Oh, well, they were
Captain Blanche's Sugar Seeds.
292
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,450
It's, uh,
Star's favorite cereal.
293
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:16,154
You can't get them on Mewni,
so I brought her a box.
294
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,989
Marco, you're not giving
that to my daughter.
295
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,357
It's all smashed.
296
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,125
Probably a good thing
she's not here.
297
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,727
[groans]
298
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,731
Now there must be some other way
to summon forth the music.
299
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,366
We will rock at you.
300
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:32,637
Look, River, I gotta say
I'm pretty worried about Star.
301
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,539
She left Earth
in kind of a hurry.
302
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,574
She's not in trouble
or anything, right?
303
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,510
No, not at all!
304
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,413
She and her mother
just took a little trip,
305
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,983
and Moon Pie
asked me to keep up
morale in the kingdom
306
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,417
until they get back.
307
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:50,755
So we've been rippin' it
nonstop for days!
308
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,323
I-- I don't know, man.
309
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,726
Have you looked outside?
310
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,996
What do you mean,
"Have I looked outside?"
311
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,499
What I mean is, morale
doesn't look so high to me.
312
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,002
[townsfolk yelling]
313
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,438
What are you
talking about, Marco?
314
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,541
The people are happy
if their king is happy.
315
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,676
Let me show you.
316
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,512
Greetings,
my gleeful subjects!
317
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,513
[townsfolk grow quiet]
318
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,514
Huh?
319
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,017
Ah! Funny story!
320
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:23,087
My know-it-all friend,
Marco Diaz here,
321
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,556
seems to think you're
not having a good time.
322
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,426
And I said,
"That's impossible."
323
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,428
Of course
you're having a good time
324
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,231
with all these good times
I'm having.
325
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,399
So tell me,
326
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:38,303
are you not lifted?!
327
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,605
Whoo!
328
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,639
[Scottish accent]
How's about you lift
329
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,441
some of this garbage
out of the streets?
330
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,575
-[flies buzzing]
-Huh?
331
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,578
Huh?
Is that what that stuff is?
332
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,615
I thought you
were all having a garage sale.
333
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,985
What are
you gonna do about
the burning building?!
334
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,055
Ah, you have to let one burn
every once in a while.
335
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,657
How else will you
have room for a new one?
336
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,227
[cockney accent] Well,
what about the monster
in the cornfield?
337
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,830
-There's no monster
in the corn--
-[growling]
338
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,833
Huh.
339
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,501
Well, I'll be dipped.
340
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,303
Well, I should be able
to take care of that.
341
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,604
[knuckles crack]
342
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,672
Hey, you there!
343
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,507
Move along!
344
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,976
Scram! Get out!
345
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,610
[growling]
346
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,112
[River, faintly audible]
We don't want you here!
347
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:24,983
[footsteps thudding]
348
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,119
Don't worry!
349
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,521
She'll never make it past
the magic shield.
350
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,693
-[screaming]
-The beast cometh!
351
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,328
There's still the moat!
352
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,597
Yes. She'll never make it
across the magic moat!
353
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,335
The magic traffic cones?
354
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,106
We're about to die, y'all!
355
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,408
-Run!
-[townsfolk screaming]
356
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:55,780
Hey! Thanks for partyin' us
all to our deaths!
357
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,349
He's right.
I'm not fit to rule.
358
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,118
[stammering]
359
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,722
Uh, wait a minute.
360
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,523
[slams]
361
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,524
Hey!
362
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,792
[crying]
363
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,528
[pounding]
364
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,796
You locked me out!
365
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,733
Oh, no. Now I lock you
on the balcony.
366
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,567
It's okay.
367
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,903
Just unlock the door.
368
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,838
[crying]
I can't do anything right!
369
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,708
[sobbing] I can't
do anything right!
370
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,310
[straining]
371
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,015
Hey! Pull yourself
together, man!
372
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,351
Moon should never
have left me in charge.
373
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,153
"The people love you,"
she said.
374
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,722
"Keep them happy
and safe," she said.
375
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,825
And now, because of me,
the kingdom is defenseless!
376
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,361
[party horn toots]
377
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,764
Moon didn't even tell me
where she was taking Star.
378
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,199
What if something
happened to them?
379
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,234
No wonder I want
to party all the time.
380
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,569
I'm worried sick!
381
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,204
I'm worried, too.
382
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,206
Star just... left.
383
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,575
Do you have any idea
when she'll be back?
384
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,744
It's funny
you should ask, Marco.
385
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,212
Let me show you something.
386
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,580
Whenever Moon goes away,
387
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,216
she always puts together
a few outfits for me,
388
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,351
so I know what to wear
while she's gone.
389
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,953
But-- But look at this!
390
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,456
She's got them
piled up
391
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,624
all the way
to the top of the room.
392
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,394
[chuckles]
So it's probably
393
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,031
she's not coming back
anytime soon, is she, Marco?
394
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,767
[sobbing]
395
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,268
I don't know.
396
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,803
But they
can't ever come home
397
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,273
if they don't have
a home to come home to.
398
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,209
[growling]
399
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,077
Oh, right, yes,
I see what you're saying.
400
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,645
This is the end
of everything.
401
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,880
[whimpering]
402
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,482
No!
403
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,050
It means you have
to go lead your people.
404
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,485
But they hate me!
405
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,154
They've
never hated me before.
406
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,422
It doesn't matter.
407
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,957
You're the only king
they have.
408
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,894
You sound just like my wife.
409
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,463
And that's just what I need!
410
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,166
My people! Please, listen!
411
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,467
[screaming]
412
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,636
We all-- Ow!
413
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,071
Okay, I deserved that.
414
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:02,106
Look, if the Queen were here,
415
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,609
she'd fix all this
with her magic!
416
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,177
Well, she's not here!
417
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,913
But that doesn't mean
we should cower in fear.
418
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,515
We still have each other,
419
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,118
and together,
we can defeat this monster!
420
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,288
No offense, King,
but you're a terrible king!
421
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,157
You're right.
422
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,758
I stink at this.
423
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760
But right now,
I'm all you've got,
424
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,862
and you're all I've got.
425
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,498
-[screaming]
-We can't do anything!
426
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,501
We don't have
any weapons or magic!
427
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,871
We don't need magic
to do extraordinary things.
428
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,107
Dentist! Construction worker!
429
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,842
Remember when you two
worked together
430
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,379
to dislodge that tooth-shaped
rock in the road?
431
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,348
Blacksmith! You worked
with the turtle sanctuary
432
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,984
to make iron shells
for the turtles in need!
433
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,653
[clanking]
434
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,887
And you two weirdos
435
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,523
hold the record
for the longest staring contest!
436
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,524
Wha--?
437
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,525
Whoo-hoo!
438
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,327
Aw, man, I lost!
439
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,963
We all can do something
unique and helpful,
440
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,566
and that's Mewni's
greatest strength!
441
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,902
And it's what Queen Moon
loves the most about all of you!
442
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,139
-[all agreeing]
-Yeah, we are pretty good!
443
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,542
Uh, I don't think
any of that's gonna
help us defeat the monster.
444
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,144
[footsteps thudding]
445
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,912
So what do you say?
446
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,847
Let's show that monster
what happens
447
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,250
when it messes with Mewmans!
448
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,519
[cheering]
449
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,887
Huh!
450
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,423
FoolDuke, fetch us
our loincloths!
451
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,757
What?
452
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,926
-Ha ha!
-[townsfolk shouting]
453
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,663
He's near!
454
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,365
Yeah, he's right there.
455
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,568
Hey, monster!
456
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,903
[growls]
457
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,239
Go away!
458
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,911
Go away?
459
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,714
But you're the one
who called me over.
460
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,383
What?
I didn't call you over.
461
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,851
Yes, you did.
462
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:58,122
You kept motioning,
"Come here, come here."
463
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:02,860
Oh, no. I was motioning,
"Go away, go away!"
464
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:07,031
Oh, no. That's,
"Come here, come here."
465
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,234
No, it's,
"Go away, go away!"
466
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,936
Ohh!
467
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,940
So you're telling me
I came all this way
for nothing?
468
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,409
I got, like, a thousand
splinters on this foot.
469
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,977
Help!
470
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,046
You might consider widening
the streets a little.
471
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,749
What a waste of my day.
472
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,318
[townsfolk cheering]
473
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,955
We did it!
474
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:36,594
Everyone, I'm holding
one final off-the-chain
party at the castle
475
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,764
in honor of all of you!
476
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,932
Three cheers
for King River!
477
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,934
Hip hip, hooray!
478
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,170
-Hip hip, hooray!
-[Ludo, late] Hooray!
479
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,806
-Hip Hip--
-Hooray!
480
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,809
Hip hip, hooray!
481
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,377
[rats squealing]
482
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,648
♪ She's a princess
Winning battles ♪
483
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,418
♪ Through the break of dawn
484
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,620
♪ Don't worry when it's night
485
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,656
♪ 'Cause she will keep
The lights on ♪
486
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:11,362
♪ Oh, there goes
A shining star ♪
487
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,031
♪ Evil won't deter her
488
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,702
♪ 'Cause magic
Flows through her ♪
489
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:23,007
♪ She is a shining star